{"product_id":"dog-said-no-hoodie","title":"Dog said No Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Dog Has Spoken. The Matter Is Closed.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Dog Said No hoodie is for people who respect the hierarchy — and in this house, the dog outranks everyone. Plans got cancelled. The couch won. The dog made the call, and honestly? The dog was right. It always is.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBuilt for Hoosiers with Good Priorities.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGood wine, good company, and a dog with strong opinions about the evening’s agenda. If they say no, you stay home. That’s not laziness. 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